Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Let’s Talk About How Funny Sandra Bullock Was When She Got Naked On Chelsea Lately


In case you just woke up from a 16-year coma, you should know that Jennifer Aniston divorced Brad Pitt, spent several of her most fertile years wallowing in mediocre movies and finally got engaged to Justin Theroux.
Last night she went on Chelsea Lately to cry-talk about her engagement and that’s all anyone’s talking about today. You know the people who talk about what happened on Chelsea Lately every single morning. There are six of them. I’m sure you know them.
But little known fact, Sandra Bullock also showed up on last night’s show — and she showed up naked in the shower with Chelsea Handler. You know, just to offer her some advice on her show and how to act and what not to do in communal showers.
What? Why?
Look, don’t ask questions. Questions are for people who watch network late night shows. (But I do think Lena Dunham’s naked cupcake eating binge has something to do with this.)
Just accept that it happened and it was funny and it really made me like Sandra Bullock. Which is good because we’ve been on shaky ground since she agreed to Miss Congeniality 2.
Then again watching this made me realize the biggest problem in that film was that she wasn’t simultaneously showering and giving constructive criticism to other celebrities the entire time. Well the other problem could be the film didn’t need to be made. But that’s a blog rant for another day.


Sunday, October 14, 2012

The Bachelorette‘s Jef And Emily Have Probably Split Up

 
Sometimes I worry that there’s no hope for love in this cruel, cruel world. If two people who meet on a television show and get engaged after like thirty days can’t make it in the real world, then who can?? Certainly not the people who meet in more conventional ways like singles mixers and Okcupid…or like, actually in person. But as impossible as it sounds, it’s happened again. Emily Maynard, the star of the most recent season of The Bachelorette and her chosen bachelor, Jef Holm, may have split up. Although their rep won’t respond to the rumors, they haven’t been seen out in weeks and have substantially scaled down the amount of time they’ve been spending together. I know what you’re thinking — Emily just can’t seem to catch a break. This is the second guy in a row that she’s met through a reality TV show, gotten engaged to, and then broken up with. She’s obviously doing everything right, so why isn’t the universe rewarding her?
Emily was previously engaged to Brad Womack, who proposed to her on the finale of his season of The Bachelor, but then the two broke up later because OH OF COURSE THEY DID. I’m sorry, but we are living in a crazy world. This is a woman who says she wants a serious relationship, and a partner, and a father for her daughter…so why are you looking on television? You’re a beautiful woman, why don’t you just hang out at some classy bars or make an online dating profile, or — horror of horrors — just be single for a second! I have no personal experience in the matter, but why would you want the first days of your relationship to be in front of a camera? Or on a date with ten other guys? Or on a crystalline beach in The Bahamas? Every moment that you’re together, from then on, is gonna feel false in some way, because all of a sudden the cameras are gonna be off, and it’s gonna be just the two of you, and your kid is gonna be screaming, and you’re cursing the humidity somewhere in North Carolina. It’s a pretty bleak picture, but I have to believe it happens to everybody, because pretty much no one is able to continue their relationships after the show ceases filming.
Particularly with the isolation after the show, and the media attention, and the pressure. It’s just not a good way to start a relationship, and as someone who has a young daughter, Ricki, I urge you to GET IT TOGETHER, Emily. Next time you meet a guy I don’t even want to know about it until you’ve known each other at least twenty-four hours.

‘It was Davido, not Wande I was talking to’ – Dr SID confirms audio leak


Dr SID says the other person engaged in the conversation was pop star Davido…
Dr SID has spoken.
Apparently confirming the authenticity of the leaked conversation, he asked this newspaper to ‘upload the full conversation’ while informing us that it was Davido, not Wande Coal he had that particular discussion with.
SID took to Twitter last night, to clarify that it was  NOT Wande Coal’s voice but pop singer Davido‘s that was in the leaked recording.
@theNetng before I respond to ur post please upload the full convo and for the record the person u call wande coal is actually @iam_davido‘, @IamDrSID wrote on his Twitter page.
It is now being rumoured that the leak was orchestrated by former Mo’Hits hype man Edward Chukuma-Jiah better known as Special Ed who may have been present when Dr SID was arguing with Davido. We could not immediately confirm this.
The motive? Special Ed along with Davido have since parted ways with the MAVIN crew after issues came up over trying to score a Wande Coal collaboration on his debut album ‘Omo Baba Olowo: The Genesis‘. Special Ed is seen with Davido and the HKN crew – in his videos and several locations, and he still works the stage with D’banj.
A few minutes after NET broke the story, Special Ed tweeted ‘U know say! @ d end of the day I will alwaiz b ah bad man!!!!‘ Davido immediately retweeted him.
We are yet to receive any response from Davido’s camp as our E-mails have not been replied at the time of this report.
Buddies – Special Ed and Davido on the set of a video shoot in the US

‘How Super Eagles star turned 13-year-old into sex slave’


Tina Okpara
Tina Okpara, the 13-year-old teenage girl who was reported to be serially raped by former Super Eagles defender Godwin Okpara has released a book, detailing how the sexual assault went on for two years.
In the book titled ‘My life has a Price‘, Tina narrates her life as a rape victim; being adopted at the age of 13 by the footballer Godwin and his wife Linda in France.
In 2008, the Opkaras were charged to court for maltreating Tina for five years. Godwin was sentenced to 10 years while his wife Linda faced 15 years.
In an interview with The News magazine, Tina says her decision to write the book seven years after she regained freedom, aims at ‘raising awareness and helping other girls who might be going through the same horrendous experience’.
One day, I told myself that if I refused testifying, other girls will continue to experience modern slavery’, she said
The day she spat it on my face that schooling was not for me because I was too stupid, I lost all hope. These notebooks were used to dump all my sorrow, all my hatred for Linda. It was my lifeline and my friend,’ she added.
The 188-page book, originally written in French, has just been translated into English.
Godwin is currently serving a 10-year jail term while his wife Linda is serving 15 years.

‘How Super Eagles star turned 13-year-old into sex slave’


Tina Okpara
Tina Okpara, the 13-year-old teenage girl who was reported to be serially raped by former Super Eagles defender Godwin Okpara has released a book, detailing how the sexual assault went on for two years.
In the book titled ‘My life has a Price‘, Tina narrates her life as a rape victim; being adopted at the age of 13 by the footballer Godwin and his wife Linda in France.
In 2008, the Opkaras were charged to court for maltreating Tina for five years. Godwin was sentenced to 10 years while his wife Linda faced 15 years.
In an interview with The News magazine, Tina says her decision to write the book seven years after she regained freedom, aims at ‘raising awareness and helping other girls who might be going through the same horrendous experience’.
One day, I told myself that if I refused testifying, other girls will continue to experience modern slavery’, she said
The day she spat it on my face that schooling was not for me because I was too stupid, I lost all hope. These notebooks were used to dump all my sorrow, all my hatred for Linda. It was my lifeline and my friend,’ she added.
The 188-page book, originally written in French, has just been translated into English.
Godwin is currently serving a 10-year jail term while his wife Linda is serving 15 years.

M.I saves accident victims



(R) M.I, (L) the wrecked Toyota Camry
During the early hours of Saturday, October 13, 2012, Chocolate City rapper, M.I came across a gruesome accident along Ikorodu road, Lagos, involving four people, and called for help via social media.
The rapper tweeted, ‘I’m presently at the scene of a serious accident…We have been here for almost an hour.. And no rescue service!!! Any one that can help. Opposite Obanikoro estate on Ikorodu road. One passenger looks like they are still alive and can make it.. But we need towing trucks and jaws of life to save him… Pls help. At least 3 girls dead, the driver still alive’.
The rapper, who was still there when the emergency services arrived, saw them pull out one of the passengers “One girl has been removed from the car and is dead… Pretty young girl.. My God…” 
At about 4 a.m, when NET got to the site of the incident, the rapper and his team had left, and the victims had been taken away but a few people were gathered near the scene, watching officials of the Lagos State Transport Monitoring Agency (LASTMA) clear the debris and tow the damaged car, a white Toyota Camry with plate number, TF787KJA, away from the road.
Although no one could say for sure what the cause of the accident of the accident was, a few of the onlookers who spoke to us on the grounds of anonymity, assumed it was a case of either over speeding, drink-driving or both, as they suspect the victims could have been coming from a club.
One onlooker, a man in his late forties said ‘I’m sad and speechless, look at the damage. The way these youths ride cars these days, one just has to be prayerful. They speed so much…I pity these ones o, it’s such a loss’. As the conversations and speculation continued on the sidelines, the LASTMA officials busied themselves with removing the street light which fell on the car and hindered the flow of traffic.
Meanwhile, one of the officials confirmed to us that the accident was indeed ghastly, with only two survivors out of the four passengers. He added that they were all taken to the Lagos State Accident and Emergency Centre. A doctor in the hospital, speaking anonymously, claimed that only one victim was admitted and has been responding to treatment.
M.I and his team were returning from Club Octopus, the venue of the Hennessy Artistry event, where he performed alongside Naeto C.
Reports from his team reveal that although the artiste found the sight shocking, he is presently at home, and in good condition.
However, he had a few words for drivers, which he shared on twitter: ‘Pls, people drive safely home, buckle up for safety and do not drink and drive. Also don’t let your drunk friends drive.’
Lagos State Accident and Emergency Centre

Crisis in MAVIN? Listen to Dr SID and Wande Coal argue over D’banj

When the going was G.O.O.D: D’banj, Don Jazzy and Dr SID at a press conference announcing their signing with Kanye West, June 2011
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Just when we were thinking the D’banj-Don Jazzy saga was ending, yet another controversy has come up- this time former Mo’Hits-now-MAVIN records act Dr SID plays the leading role in the ‘never-ending’ movie.
A secret recording which has leaked will stir up more controversies and give us a little more insight as to why the former ‘supergroup’ broke up with bosses – D’banj and Don Jazzy parting ways.
Dr SID in the recording, obtained exclusively by NET, is heard talking in a rather upset tone about how his former label boss D’banj’s personality was over-shining his and the rest of the crew members.
Why don’t they know my name? Because your brand and star is too much it is overshadowing‘, Dr SID angrily said.
Wande Coal however had another opinion; he argued back and forth with Dr SID, explaining that it was D’banj that actually brought them to the limelight.
Guuuy, it’s not that, D’banj can help anybody, ….If not for D’banj nobody would have looked at Wande, guy I dey lie? Men, I don’t know‘, Wande argued back.
Not convinced, Dr SID argues ‘Batman and Robin, who them dey call? Na D’banj na. D’banj did more negative than positive for my career‘.
The date of the recording is not known but sources close to the camp say it is just a few weeks old.
It is a well known fact that Dr SID and D’banj have been having inside brawls even though he (D’banj) was the one that dragged him into Mo’Hits back then‘, a source close to the MAVIN camp tells us in anonymity.
Several sources insist Dr SID was one of the persons who engineered the Mo’Hits split. ‘He wanted to always be as big as D’banj. Wande was content as the fan favourite, D’Prince is okay as long as his elder brother makes the money‘, our source continues. SID and D’banj reportedly clashed severally during the Mo’Hits years.
NET has also gathered that all doesn’t seem to be well in the MAVIN camp; with Wande Coal allegedly telling close friends that his boss Don Jazzy might not have the financial capacity required to carry the group. But donating N2m to cancer patient Funmi Lawal weeks back, amongst other philanthropic gestures, would make anyone perish the thought of  the possibility of the producer being broke.

Kris Jenner Will Stop At Nothing To Protect Kim Kardashian’s Brand




For part 2 of Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, the producers smartly focused on an entirely different (but equally sensitive) issue. Part 1 may have been about the family ragging on Kris Humphries and questioning his devotion to Kim Kardashian, but part 2 was all about Kim’s bad decisions. Because there’s something that Kris Jenner protects with the kind of fierceness you would’ve seen in medieval times when parents had to preserve their daughters’ virginity—Kim’s brand, and the Kardashian name.
With only a few weeks to their wedding, Kim and Kris discuss the important question of how they’ll build their lives together. He holds out hope that she’ll move to his hometown in Minnesota, but she wants to stay in the spotlight for a good while longer. She even reminds him, “The reason I fell in love with you is because you can handle my career.” (The next shot is of the paparazzi mobbing them as they leave IHOP or wherever, so his point is kind of moot anyway.)
The biggest drama revolves around whether Kim will take Kris’  name. He doesn’t believe that she will, but it’s mostly because it would mean so much to him if she does. And for a long time, she’s really excited about the idea. (It also brought us one of the episode’s best quotes: After Kris reflected on how she’s doing this traditional thing for him, Kim responded, “I’m a down-aaass beetch.”)
But trust momager Kris Jenner to swoop in and remind Kim what a bad idea this is. Their fight quickly goes from…
Kim: “You are being so selfish.”
Kris: “Britney Spears didn’t change her name!”
…to Kris showing Kim that the only way to rebrand her perfume, clothing, etc., is to go by Hump and have the logo be her ass. This is really the worst thing a mother could do, but it sounds like the tough-love approach a manager would use to clinch her argument.
So now Kim can’t change her name, not even on legal documents that would only be seen by TMZ or The Smoking Gun but wouldn’t affect how she’s mentioned on E! News.
Really, I don’t give Kris enough credit. When Kim starts regurgitating her mom’s reasoning for why she shouldn’t change her name, he says, “Four years ago, you sold clothes in a boutique in the Valley… Now you’re Miss Princess.”
This was a relevant facet to look at; after all, a fear for many women is losing your identity once you’re married. Let’s not forget that Khloe’s legal name is Khloe Kardashian Odom. Apparently it’s OK for her to change her name because she’s the lesser Kardashian who has fewer products to her name.
There was also an interesting subplot that reversed the issue of identity, where Kris complained that Kim doesn’t open up to him emotionally the way she does to stepdad Bruce Jenner about missing her father Robert Kardashian, who died of cancer in 2003. He even asks, ”Are you not yourself when you’re around me?” to which she responds (logically, not meanly), ”You don’t know, like, a whole half of my life.”
Despite watching Kris struggle against the Kardashian/Jenner clan for the last four hours, we see a reversal in the final minutes. In the three months leading up to their wedding, he cultivated a kind of silly mustache that Kim hated. “Growing the mustache was the last bit of control I had over the situation,” he mused in the confessional, then added, “It was always a plan to shave it.”
So even though he’s supposed to be the anathema to this fame-seeking family, his final act before he’s married is to show that Kim owns him?

Weird Celebrity Friendship Alert: Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian




We’ve always known that Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez were besties from their days starring in Disney Channel Original Movies (Princess Protection Project, anyone?), but we were surprised to hear Demi mention another close pal: Kim Kardashian. Talking to Billboard about her new album, Demi said that these two ladies were the ones who stood by her during her freakout and rehab stay last year.
“I feel like there are some people that you’re friends with that talk to you on Twitter or you text, but the people that are really there for me are the people that were there for me when I went into treatment. The people that were calling me while I was in there were Kim Kardashian and Selena Gomez. Those two girls, they meant the world to me. They still do.”
You’re probably asking yourself how Demi Lovato and Kim Kardashian would’ve crossed paths, right? Turns out the two met at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner last year (that’s the photo above) and have stayed in touch since. Demi was even one of the lucky attendees at Kim’s wedding last month.
They make kind of an odd pair, don’t they? The reality star who’s made a brand out of her body, from the sex tape that put her on the scene to her famous ass; and the Disney starlet who fell from grace. Then again, Kim knows what it’s like to be known only for an embarrassment, and how to turn that around into something approximating respect. Maybe she figures that she might as well share her experiences with her younger counterpart. (Kim’s 30; Demi’s 19.)

Kim Kardashian’s Burka Shopping In Dubai



We’re not so much calling into question Kim Kardashian‘s decision to don a burka while traveling through Dubai. That’s a political issue, and while there are many who consider the garments to literally restrict women’s rights, it is tradition, so Kim was being respectful by donning one on her visit. (Obviously it wasn’t law, as there are plenty of women pictured who just wear head coverings.)
What we’re not so sure about is Kim and mom Kris Jenner taking photos of each other trying on burkas and posing for the paparazzi cameras as if they were out on a shopping spree on Rodeo Drive. That just seems a bit insensitive? (Then again, I’m the person who wants to wear the rosary I got for First Communion as a necklace.)
Both women ended up buying burkas and even wearing them out of the store. And I don’t know, but it seemed more like they were excited to pick up a new fashion accessory than to get in touch with the local culture. But maybe I’m totally reading this wrong—what do you guys think

Justin Bieber Is Gexwy, Gexwy Is Justin Bieber…INCEPTION!



Well turns out all the pundits following this “Gexwy blackmails Justin Bieber” story turned out out to be right. The only thing that went down at #noon was the release of the “Beauty and a Beat” music video with Nicki Minaj.
Exactly 24 hours ago I sat curled up under my desk in fetal position, trying to come to terms with the fact that some cold heartless thief stole Justin Bieber’s computer and phone and would release all kinds of sordid information. From sex tapes to naked photos to his web search history on glue-on facial hair, I worried that this personal footage leak could destroy him, nay WOULD destroy him.

I had nothing to beliebe in anymore.
But now, we find out that Justin Bieber and his management team concocted this brilliant scheme to get everyone pumped up for the release of “Beauty and a Beat.” And don’t get me wrong, I love a good music video like I love a good fax machine, but really Bieber?

Son Of Miami Housewife Alexia Echevarria Punches A Hobo In The Nuts


So apparently when your brother gets in a car accident, that gives you free rein to punch hobos in the junk. At least that’s what Real Housewives of Miami star Alexia Echevarria is using as an excuse for her son, Peter Rosello. Alexia appeared on the first season of Miami Housewives and was scheduled to appear on the current season, but after her other son was involved in a car accident, she had to back her time commitment down to a recurring character in order to be able to care for him.
Okay that’s all well and good. It’s a tragic family emergency that they’re dealing with privately. It’s totally understandable that members of their family would be overly sensitive or emotional in the wake of this, but punching a homeless man in his hobo-seeds? No. We musn’t do that. That is not appropriate human behavior. If you really want to get in a fight with someone, I suggest you choose someone who isn’t A. asleep, B. 62-years old, and C. homeless. The guy was just lying there! He wasn’t even asking you for money! It’s not like he followed you home from the bus stop demanding your wallet and you had to knee him in the groin to protect yourself! He literally could not have been doing less to antagonize you, you wealthy little punk.
And of course we also know he’s a genius, because he filmed the whole thing and put it up on YouTube with a nice long shot of his face to make it easy for the cops to ID him. And his mom. His mom has also ID-ed him and released the statement:
“If you know Peter, you know he’s not an aggressive person, especially not with the homeless. He wasn’t himself…it’s not what he is, and it’s unfortunate. Peter has been extremely affected by his brother’s car accident.”
Okay so yeah, I can’t really fault her for her response. She was honest and forthright, and he’s old enough to be responsible for himself.  It’s not like she sent him with instructions of how to do it. And to be fair, if my son filmed himself punching a sleeping homeless man in the biscuits and then running away, my response would be a little less eloquence and a lot more, “What the fucking fuck, you fucktard?”
I think I’m ready to be a mom!

50 Cent Has A Foolproof Four-Step Plan To Help You Stop Masturbating


50 Cent anti masturbation steps sex abstinence Twitter funny wtf R. Kelly ASL video

I know we talk about people like Amanda Bynes suddenly, inexplicably acting out, but the true winner of the Bizarre Celebrity Behavior Award has to be 50 Cent. The rapper/actor/P.I.M.P. has experienced quite the changover in the past year and a half: When I started writing at Crushable, I remember doing stories about him Photoshopping himself as Hitler and threatening to attack a gay wedding. Now he’s become surprisingly supportive of same-sex marriage, but that weird conservative energy has been redirected into sex.
See, Fiddy is apparently practicing abstinence. He broke up with Chelsea Handler around January, so it’s unclear who he’s talking about when he tweetedI’m practicing abstinence women = confusion I don’t need right now. At the time, Chelsea said that they had “a falling-out” because one of his ex-girlfriends who wanted him back was appearing on Chelsea Lately. But a few days ago, the ex in question Ciara shrugged off those rumors. So, maybe this is the confusion that 50 Cent was referencing.
At any rate, he wouldn’t listen to Twitter followers who tried to argue with him, sayingI didn’t write the bible fool. just stop lol. I find it hard to believe that Fiddy is so anti-sex, mostly because I’ve seen his naked ass in film more times than I’d like to remember. (Like this NSFW sex scene he had with AnnaLynne McCord in a movie I’ve never heard of.) But then he went a step further and dropped some wisdom for his followers. That is, he gave them the Ten—er, Four Commandments that they would need to stay pure.

How Does A Naked Lizzy Jagger On A Fish Protest Anything?

Okay advertising, it’s time to pull yourself together, because you’ve allowed things to get a little out of control. Let me explain. There’s a photography project out there called ‘Fishlove’ that is designed to draw attention to all the unsustainable fishing that goes down in the world’s oceans. In their own words:
“‘Fishlove’ is an ongoing photographic project that invites well-known personalities across the globe to make a bold stand to stop over-fishing. Scientists predict that all marine life will effectively disappear from our oceans by the middle of this century if nothing is done about over-fishing.”
Okay great! Unsustainable fishing is bad! I’m on board with that! Let’s all fish sustainably from now on and come up with an ad campaign that really brings that point home!
…or we could just take pictures of naked ladies straddling fish, and use that. And not just any ladies! C-list celebrity ladies, like Lizzy Jagger, the daughter of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall!
Wait. No. Don’t do that. Don’t put naked ladies in your campaign just because people like to look at and talk about and marvel at naked ladies doing things. This doesn’t actually work for your cause. Sure, it works for PETA when they use nudity for their campaigns, but they also have a tag-line that makes sense: “I’d rather go naked than wear fur.” That’s actually clever. It’s a smart way that PETA has found to increase visibility and still stick to their message of ‘fur is bad and wrong, don’t wear fur.’
But in this context, naked ladies doesn’t make any sense. And here’s why. First of all, the fish that they’re posing with ARE DEAD. Sure, they were fished in a sustainable way, but nobody looking at the campaign without reading the statement is gonna understand that. Secondly, are fish sexy? I don’t think so. They’re certainly not high on my list of ‘sexiest animals’. (I’ll show it to you sometime, it’s got some real gems.) And thirdly, why is Lizzy Jagger straddling that tuna? Do we need to stop unsustainable fishing so that there can be more healthy tuna in the world for human ladies to have sex with? This would be like if PETA had naked celebrities pose with dead minks draped artfully over their naughty-bits. That doesn’t make sense, right? So why are we pretending like this sexy fish campaign does?
All that said, they’re right and I’m wrong, because I just dedicated forty-five minutes of my day reading about this cause and re-posting it, so goddamnit giant tunas, you win — let me get naked and we’ll make some sustainable babies.

Brad Pitt Only Needs 24 Hours To Land In A New City And Score Some Drugs

 

I guess I should’ve figured that Brad Pitt wasn’t always the gently grizzled husband and father of six that I see before me today, but for some reasons it never occurred to me that he did drugs. But of course he did, because he was a rich, famous, ridiculously good-looking movie star, and when you’re that kind of person, people  just walk up to you on the street and put joints in your mouth. Or come up bowing and scraping saying, “Oh Mr. Brad Pitt sir, would you do me the honor, sir, of blowing some of this pile of fine, top-shelf cocaine? I’d be much obliged.” That’s a proven theory — just go get rich and famous and walk around Hollywood. You’ll see.
He’s done with that kind of stuff now, of course, and he’s actually come over to the other side of the argument, adjusting his views from ‘drugs are good’ to ‘drugs are bad’. He’s producing a movie right now called The House I Live In about the war on drugs, and how he believes we’re losing ground. While promoting the movie, he made the point that even though he’s been out of the drug world for some time now, he could still probably find a contact and get whatever he wanted within a day of being in a new city:
“My drug days are long since passed but it’s certainly true that I could probably land in any city in any state and get you whatever you wanted…give me twenty-four hours or so.”
It’s a scary thing that he’s probably right, but luckily Angelina Jolie and the the kids don’t need to worry about him slipping, because he’s determined to make a difference:
“We have spent a trillion dollars. It’s lasted for over 40 years. A lot of people have lost their lives for it. And yet we still talk about it like it’s this success.”
That’s all well and good, and keep fighting the good fight, Brad. I’ll just be here imagining the look on some drug dealer’s face when he shows up for a drop and it’s little old Benjamin Button on the corner, counting out his silver pieces for a dime bag.

Russell Crowe And His Wife Have Split, Presumably Because It’s A Slow Weekend


I have to first of all say a big thank you to Russell Crowe and his wife Danielle Spencer, who announced today that they are separating after nine years of marriage. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that’s a good thing. Au contraire. Marriage is a sacred contract, and any time one gets broken, my heart really goes out to the people involved. Ooh. I sound super insincere right now, but I promise I’m being genuine.
ANYWAY. The reason I’m sending out this thank you to Russell and Danielle is because even though there were rumors for a while leading up to this that their marriage was on the rocks, they decided to wait until this weekend to announce the news. They’d been spending too much time apart due to Russell’s busy film schedule and Danielle’s time on the Australian version of Dancing With the Stars, and it just put too great a strain on the relationship. But they powered through and kept the news under wraps. Until today. When they released it as a special favor to me because they heard it was a slow news day. I know they did.
I’ve worked many a weekend for Crushable at this point, and this is the absolute slowest I’ve ever seen. Lindsay Lohan is losing her shit, sure, but she’s doing it too quickly to be of interest to anyone. You have to really space it out if you want to hold my attention. Take some cues from Britney Spears. But Russell and Danielle are the opposite. They’re looking out for me. I honestly didn’t even know they knew me, let alone liked me, but there’s no other explanation for why they would release this news today. Most celebrities like to hide their bombshells in stacks of other celebrity bombshells. So like, if someone gets a DUI some weekend, like eight other celebrities will release little tidbits like, “Oh, I’m getting a divorce” or “Oh, I’m bankrupt” or “Oh, I really did touch that masseur in his sexy parts.” They’ve been famous a while now, they know the drill, they did this entirely so I’d have something to write about. And don’t try to tell me differently.
But seriously, my heart goes out to Russell and Danielle and their two kids. It’s a tough time, but everything will be back to normal soon. Meanwhile, if you feel like doing anything whacky in the interim, just shoot me a quick text and I’ll be happy to write it up for you. BOOM. JOURNALISM.

Read more: http://crushable.com/entertainment/russell-crowe-and-danielle-spencer-split-after-nine-years-of-marriage-divorce-693/#ixzz29Ic0PvIZ

Friday, October 12, 2012

OPINION: Obafemi Awolowo And Chinua Achebe’s Tale Of Fantasy


Fem Fani-Kayode
I am a historian and I have always believed that if we want to talk history we must be dispassionate, objective and factual. We must take the emotion out of it and we must always tell the truth. The worst thing that anyone can do is to try to re-write history and indulge in historical revisionism. This is especially so when the person is a revered figure and a literary icon. Sadly it is in the light of such historical revisionism that I view Professor Chinua Achebe‘s assertion (which is reflected in his latest and highly celebrated book titled ‘There Was A Country’) that Chief Obafemi Awolowo, the late and much loved Leader of the Yoruba, was responsible for the genocide that the Igbos suffered during the civil war. This claim is not only false but it is also, frankly speaking, utterly absurd. Not only is Professor Achebe indulging in perfidy, not only is he being utterly dishonest and disingenuous but he is also turning history upside down and indulging in what I would describe as ethnic chauvinism.
I am one of those that have always had tremendous sympathy for the Igbo cause during the civil war. I am also an admirer of Colonel Emeka Odumegwu Ojukwu who stood up for his people when it mattered the most and when they were being slaughtered by rampaging mobs in the northern part of our country. At least 100,000 Igbos were killed in those northern pogroms which took place before the civil war and which indeed led directly to it. This was not only an outrage but it was also a tragedy of monumental proportions. Yet we must not allow our emotion or our sympathy for the suffering of the Igbo at the hands of northern mobs before the war started to becloud our sense of reasoning as regards what actually happened during the prosecution of the war itself. It is important to set the record straight and not to be selective in our application and recollection of the facts when considering what actually led to the starvation of hundreds of thousands of Igbo women, children and civilians during that war. And, unlike others, I do not deny the fact that hundreds of thousands were starved to death as a consequence of the blockade that was imposed on Biafra by the Nigerian Federal Government. To deny that this actually happened would a lie. It is a historical fact.
Again I do not deny the fact that Awolowo publically defended the blockade and indeed told the world that it was perfectly legitimate for any government to impose such a blockade on the territory of their enemies in times of war. Awolowo said it, this is a matter of historical record and he was quoted in a number of British newspapers as having said so at the time. Yet he spoke nothing but the truth. And whether anyone likes to hear it or not he was absolutely right in what he said. Let me give you an example. During the Second World War a blockade was imposed on Germany, Japan and Italy by the Allied Forces and this was very effective. It weakened the Axis powers considerably and this was one of the reasons why the war ended at the time that it did. If there had been no blockade the Second World War would have gone on for considerably longer. In the case of the Nigerian civil war though the story did not stop at the fact that a blockade was imposed by the Federal Government which led to the suffering, starvation, pain, death and hardship of the civilian Igbo population or that Awolowo defended it. That is only half the story.
There was a lot more to it and the fact that Achebe and most of our Igbo brothers and sisters always conveniently forget to mention the other half of the story is something that causes some of us from outside Igboland considerable concern and never ceases to amaze us. The bitter truth is that if anyone is to be blamed for the hundreds of thousands of Igbos that died from starvation during the civil war it was not Chief Awolowo or even General Yakubu Gowon but rather it was Colonel Emeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu himself. I say this because it is a matter of public record and a historical fact that the Federal Government of Nigeria made a very generous offer to Ojukwu and the Biafrans to open a road corridor for food to be ferried to the Igbos and to lessen the suffering of their civilian population. This was as a consequence of a deal that was brokered by the international community who were concerned about the suffering of the Igbo civilian population and the death and hardship that the blockade was causing to them. Unfortunately Ojukwu turned this down flatly and instead insisted that the food should be flown into Biafra by air in the dead of the night. This was unacceptable to the Federal Government because it meant that the Biafrans could, and indeed would, have used such night flights to smuggle badly needed arms and ammunition into their country for usage by their soldiers. That was where the problem came from and that was the issue. Quite apart from that Ojukwu found it expedient and convenient to allow his people to starve to death and to broadcast it on television screens all over the world in order to attract sympathy for the Igbo cause and for propaganda purposes. And this worked beautifully for him.
Ambassador Ralph Uweche, who was the Special Envoy to France for the Biafran Government during the civil war and who is the leader of Ohaeneze, the leading Igbo political and socio-cultural organisation today, attested to this in his excellent book titled ‘Reflections on the Nigerian Civil War’. That book was factual and honest and I would urge people like Achebe to go and read it well. The self-serving role of Ojukwu and many of the Biafran intelligentsia and elites and their insensitivity to the suffering of their own people during the course of the war was well enunciated in that book. The fact of the matter is that the starvation and suffering of hundreds of thousands of Igbo men, women and children during the civil war was seen and used as a convenient tool of propaganda by Ojukwu and that is precisely why he rejected the offer of a food corridor by the Nigerian Government. When those that belong to the post-civil war generation of the Igbo are wondering who was responsible for the genocide and mass starvation of their forefathers during the war they must firstly look within themselves and point their fingers at their own past leaders and certainly not Awolowo or Gowon. The person that was solely responsible for that suffering, for that starvation and for those slow and painful deaths was none other than Colonel Emeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu, the leader of Biafra, himself.
I have written many good things about Ojukwu on many occasions in the past and I stand by every word that I have ever said or written about him. In my view he was a man of courage and immense fortitude, he stood against the mass murder of his people in the north and he brought them home and created a safe haven for them in the east. For him, and indeed the whole of Biafra, the war was an attempt to exercise their legitimate right of self-determination and leave Nigeria due to the atrocities that they had been subjected to in the north. I cannot blame him or his people for that and frankly I have always admired his stand. However he was not infallible and he also made some terrible mistakes, just as all great leaders do from time to time. The fact that he rejected the Nigerian Federal Government’s offer of a food corridor was one of those terrible mistakes and this cost him and his people dearly. Professor Chinua Achebe surely ought to have reflected that in his book as well.
When it comes to the Nigerian civil war there were no villains or angels. During that brutal conflict no less than two million Nigerians and Biafrans died and the Yoruba who, unlike others, did not ever discriminate or attack any non-Yorubas that lived in their in their territory before the civil war or carry out any coups or attempted coups, suffered at every point as well. For example prominent Yoruba sons and daughters were killed on the night of the first Igbo coup of January 1966 and again in the northern ‘revenge’ coup of July 1966. Many of our people were also killed in the north before the outbreak of the civil war and again in the mid-west and the east during the course and prosecution of the war itself. It was indeed the predominantly Yoruba Third Marine Commando, under the command of General Benjamin Adekunle (the ‘Black Scorpion’) and later General Olusegun Obasanjo, that not only liberated the mid-west and drove the Biafrans out of there but they also marched into Igboland itself, occupied it, defeated the Biafran Army in battle, captured all their major towns and forced the Igbo to surrender. Third Marine Commando was made up of Yoruba soldiers and I can say without any fear of contradiction that we the Yoruba therefore paid a terrible and heavy price as well during the war because many of our boys were killed on the war front by the Biafrans.
The sacrifice of these proud sons of the south-west that died in battle to keep Nigeria one must not be belittled mocked or ignored. Clearly it was not only the Igbo that suffered during the civil war. Neither does it auger well for the unity of our nation for Achebe and the Igbo intelligentsia that are hailing his self-serving book to caste aspersions on the character, role and noble intentions of the late and revered Leader of the Yoruba, Chief Obafemi Awolowo, during the civil war. The man may have made one or two mistakes in the past like every other great leader and of course there was a deep and bitter political division in Yorubaland itself just before the civil war started and throughout the early ’60′s. Yet by no stretch of the imagination can Awolowo be described as an Igbo-hating genocidal maniac and he most certainly did not delight in the starvation of millions of Igbo men, women and children as Achebe has tried to suggest.
My advice to this respected author is that he should leave Chief Awolowo alone and allow him to continue to rest in peace. This subtle attempt to denigrate the Yoruba and their past leaders, to place a question mark on their noble and selfless role in the war and to belittle their efforts and sacrifice to keep Nigeria together as one will always be vigorously resisted by those of us that have the good fortune of still being alive and who are aware of the facts. We will not remain silent and allow anyone, no matter how respected or revered, to re-write history. Simply put by writing this book and making some of these baseless and nonsensical assertions, Achebe was simply indulging in the greatest mendacity of Nigerian modern history and his crude distortion of the facts has no basis in reality or rationality. We must not mistake fiction and storytelling for historical fact. The two are completely different. The truth is that Professor Chinua Achebe owes the Awolowo family and the Yoruba people a big apology for his tale of pure fantasy.

Justin Bieber Nude Photo Surfaces Online?


Dear Bielebers, we have a problem…
Who goes from throwing up on stage to getting his nude picture leaked online?
A nude photo supposedly belonging to the pop star has surfaced online hours after his laptop which the 18-year-old says contains ‘a lot of personal footage’, was stolen backstage at a gig.
Bieber has however not confirmed (more like confessed) if he is the person in the photo. The nude photo shows a naked young man grabbing his crotch apparently engaging in a sexual act.
His head isn’t shown but the person bears the same tattoo of a bird on his hip like Justin.
Sucks when u take personal footage and people dont respect your privacy’, he wrote on micro-blogging site Twitter.
I had a lot of personal footage on that computer and camera and that is what bothers me the most. #lame #norespect’, he added.
No word yet from his girlfriend Selena Gomez.
The naked photo…

Did Ini Edo Lose Her Pregnancy?


Ini Edo at Stephanie Okereke-Linus’ 32nd birthday
Several reports are claiming that Nigerian actress Ini Edo has miscarried her pregnancy.
The Nollywood actress in July confirmed her pregnancy status when she granted E24-7 Magazine an interview. This was after a series of public denials.
However Encomium  Magazine is reporting that actress has lost the pregnancy she was carrying for husband, Philip Ehiagwina.
Edo has not reacted to the news neither has she responded to queries over the news.

Did Ini Edo Lose Her Pregnancy?


Ini Edo at Stephanie Okereke-Linus’ 32nd birthday
Several reports are claiming that Nigerian actress Ini Edo has miscarried her pregnancy.
The Nollywood actress in July confirmed her pregnancy status when she granted E24-7 Magazine an interview. This was after a series of public denials.
However Encomium  Magazine is reporting that actress has lost the pregnancy she was carrying for husband, Philip Ehiagwina.
Edo has not reacted to the news neither has she responded to queries over the news.

ALUU 4: Parents Of Slain Students Speak With The BBC [Audio Interview]


ALUU 4 – Tekena Elkanah, Chidiaka Biringa, Ugonna Ibuzor and Llyod Michael
The memories of the four slain (ALUU 4) University of Port Hacourt students Tekena Elkanah, Chidiaka Biringa, Ugonna Ibuzor and Llyod Michael is very fresh.
The four students were stripped naked in public, beaten, and burned with car tires hanging on their necks.
With millions of people including celebrities such as D’banj and M.I calling for justice to be served, international media have published different stories concerning the October 5 killing.
The BBC recently spoke with the parents of the deceased.
The extensive chat was intended to only feature Tochu Mike, father of Llyod Michael (who was before his gruesome death, a 200 level Civil Engineering undergraduate and budding rapper) but then extended to the other mourning parents.

Monday, October 8, 2012

2face and D’banj announce first-ever collaboration


African giant pop acts – 2face and D’banj
If putting the names 2face Idibia and D’banj in the same sentence just gives you chills, then get ready to have a seizure, as the pop giants say they recently recorded a collabo.
During a BEAT FM interview last week, the pair disclosed that a video has already been shot for the Don Jazzy-produced song titled ‘Feeling good’. They then went on to sing some snippets, raising anticipation for its release.
Idibia and D’banj also hinted at possibly recording a collabo album someday, if time allows. Even though this might be a long shot, the idea definitely would be a great thhing for their fans to look forward to.
Both artistes have had a busy year so far. 2face released his fifth solo album ‘Away and Beyond‘ and has been on tour in the US and UK. He also tied the knot with long-time girlfriend Annie Macaulay after a surprise proposal on Valentine’s Day.
D’banj, on the other hand, made headlines for months after his break-up with former partner Don Jazzy. He successfully broke into the UK market under his G.O.O.D Music/Mercury Records record-distribution deal with his monster hit single ‘Oliver’. He is scheduled to release his fourth album ‘Mr Endowed’ (if that’s what he’s still calling it) pretty soon.
Here are 10 other collaborations we would love to see happen:
1. Wizkid and Davido
2. Tiwa Savage and D’banj
3. Asa and Bez
4. Chidinma and Wizkid
5. Duncan Mighty and Timaya
6. 2face and Tiwa Savage
7. Banky W and Naeto C
8. Waje and Timi Dakolo
9. May D and Yemi Alade
10. Modenine and M.I

‘I do not belong to the illuminati’ – D’banj


Dbanj and Kanye West at the Paris Fashion Week, March 2012
Illuminati’ [ih-loo-muh-nah-tee]: A name that refers to a purported conspiratorial organization which is alleged to mastermind events and control world affairs through governments and corporations to establish a New World Order.
What does that scary definition have to do with a Nigerian pop star who says he is determined to make Nigerian music known far and wide? A lot, according to some people.
Dapo ‘D’banj’ Oyebanjo, on Friday October 5, 2012, during an interview on the ‘Morning Show’ at popular urban radio station BEAT 99.9 FM, was asked – ‘Are you a member of the Illuminati’? He calmly denied ever being a member of the ‘secret organization’ but we can’t help but wonder why he was even asked the question.
THE GENESIS
The talk about D’banj supposedly joining the Illuminati started in the wee hours of the morning of Tuesday, March 1, 2011 when G.O.O.D Music boss Kanye West tweeted at former Mo’Hits label partners Don Jazzy and D’banj, asking them to ‘get back to New York’ as they had to wrap up some work. Over the next few months, tongues began wagging and insinuations made – that D’banj and Don Jazzy had ‘sold their souls’ to the Illuminati for fame and fortune.
INHERITED PROBLEMS
So how exactly did D’banj and Don Jazzy ‘sell their souls and join the Illuminati’? ‘You know Kanye is a member of the Illuminati, him and Jay Z, so as D’banj joined them, he has washed his hands in trouble’, an upcoming Lagos based artiste says.
And how does he know Kanye West and Jay Z are members of the Illuminati? The response: ‘Why are you talking like this now? I watched DVDs and read about their evils ways on the internet, so automatically, D’banj too is a member.’
HOW THE CASE WORSENED
The internet can be an educational tool, but with no barriers to curtail false or poorly proved accusations, everyone’s opinions on their blogs, Twitter and Facebook pages are, to a large extent, taken as facts – So people began writing out their opinions and many readers swallowed it hook, line and sinker. An ‘Oliver’ dance competition video which went viral over the next few weeks worsened the matter – a blog ‘Wazobia Report’ published a lengthy article written by a ‘Jowo Mabinu’ (which means ‘please don’t get/be angry) titled ‘D’Banj and Mo’Hits records crew in Illuminati plot to turn the nation gay’ which was culled by several other blogs.
HOW DON JAZZY GOT OFF THE HOOK
With the Mo’Hits split, and D’banj essentially relocating, to be closer to the G.O.O.D Music camp, it was more fodder for the D’banj-Kanye-Illuminati theorists. ‘Don Jazzy pulled out, he fears God, as for D’banj, there’s no coming back for him’, another upcoming artiste friend tells us.
SO WHICH OTHER NIGERIAN ARTISTES ARE ‘ILLUMINATI MEMBERS’?
D’banj isn’t the only scape goat. The ‘secret organization’ theorists have also taken it upon themselves to mention some other Nigerian artistes who have allegedly joined the Illuminati. Psquare, who signed with Akon have also been hit by critics for ‘selling their souls.’
Psquare released that Rick Ross video the same time their mother died. Mr. Reporter; I’m surprised you can’t put two and two together.’
EMBRACE THE LIGHT
Denying the rumours might not help; in fact, not commenting only raises suspicion, which might improve record sales and buzz around the artiste – a move made by Jay Z, Kanye West, Lady Gaga, and Rihanna, who are constantly bashed with Illuminati claims.

Hamilton accuses Button of disrespect on Twitter

Hamilton, who is leaving for Mercedes at the end of the season, was beaten by Button in Sunday's Japanese Grand Prix.
The two drivers, both world champions, have seemed to get on well at McLaren where their relationship has been presented as generally harmonious.
Hamilton, who has taken enthusiastically to Twitter, caused a controversy at the Belgian Grand Prix last month when he sent out confidential qualifying data to nearly a million of his followers.
Button said at the time he was 'disappointed' by his actions.
"Just noticed @jensonbutton unfollowed, thats a shame. After 3 years as teammates, I thought we respected one another but clearly he doesn't," Hamilton said on his Twitter feed on Monday.
"Funny thing is, we are STILL teammates! All good tho, I plan on giving this team & fans all I got til I cross the finish line in brazil!!!," added the 27-year-old, referring to next month's season-ender.
The messages were soon followed by another retracting what he had said to an audience of followers that now numbers 1.1 million.
"My bad, just found out Jenson never followed me. Don't blame him! Need to be on Twitter more," he explained.
Hamilton is being replaced at McLaren by Mexican driver Sergio Perez next season.
The Briton left Suzuka accusing his Sauber rival, who spun out, of 'crazy' driving in trying to overtake him around the outside at the hairpin in Sunday's race.

BREAKING NEWS: Ashley Cole charged by FA over Twitter outburst

Ashley Cole,England
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Chelsea defender Ashley Cole will face a Football Association charge after making a comment on Twitter which was "improper and/or brought the game into disrepute".

Cole attacked the FA's Independent Regulatory Commission after they found his team-mate John Terry guilty of racially abusing Anton Ferdinand and questioned the credibility of the evidence the left-back gave as a witness.

Sunday, October 7, 2012

BREAKING NEWS: Ronaldo becomes first player to score in six straight Clasicos


The Portuguese forward created history on Sunday night with a record-breaking strike against arch-rivals Barcelona


Cristiano Ronaldo - Real Madrid vs. Deportivo La Coruna
Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo has become the first player to score in six consecutiveClasicos.

The 27-year-old opened the scoring in the 23rd minute minute at Camp Nou with a powerful left-footed drive after latching on to a Karim Benzema cross.

The previous record of five, which Ronaldo matched in the 2-1 win over Barca in August, was held by Chilean striker Ivan Zamorano, who represented Los Blancos between 1992 and 1996.

During his Clasico career, the fomer Manchester United winger has netted nine goals against the Blaugrana, six goals behind Lionel Messi, who has scored a total of 15 times against the Catalans' arch-rivals.

Of the five previous last matches against Barca during which Ronaldo has found the net, he has ended up on the losing team three times, though he did find the target in last year's Liga win at Camp Nou.

Ronaldo will be hoping that his strike will help Jose Mourinho's side close the gap on Tito Vilanova's men to just five points.